Rules for AJ To Follow
Or he’s gonna get spanked!

1. Must never shave his head
2. Must always show the little tuft of chest hair in photos
3. Must NEVER shave that little tuft of chest hair
4. Must stop getting tattoos. Enough is enough already
5. Must never shave off the goatee. He looks TOO young without it. And frankly, that scares me. Makes me feel like a child molestor or something
6. Must never wear cornrows again. At least not for a LONG time
7. Must stop dating women who are using him to further their careers. And where too much makeup
8. Must show off 69 tattoo more
9. Must FINALLY admit that the 69 tattoo IS about sex...cuz he knows that we know that he’s lying through his teeth when he says it’s his fave number. Yeah, whatever dude
10. Must always be naked. Yeah, I know, long shot....but it’s a good rule!
11. Must always thrust during performances...even if it’s a slow song
12. Must call fans who give them their cell numbers
13. Must keep hanging with Nick, cuz you’re rubbing off...and we LIKE that!
14. Must cut down on the alcohol intake. You’re starting to worry some of us
15. Must never NOT show up to an afterparty because you just don’t feel like it. Especially when you’re fans paid good money to see you there.
16. Must strip in bars in America, not just Europe. Spread the love dude.
17. Must never sneak out the front of a hotel when all of your number one fans are out back with another BSB. That’s just rude.
18. Must always sleep naked. Preferably in my bed.
19. Must always paint fingernails black.
20. Must REPAINT said fingernails when the polish starts to chip off.
21. Must always wear a dorag. *growl*
22. Must always freeball cuz we like that
23. Must always wear boxerbriefs if you don’t freeball
24. Must never wear pants twelve sizes too big
25. Must never wear pants. ;-)
26. Must never get name of dog or stupid nickname of girlfriend tattooed on body. Idiot.
27. Must show up to support one of your best friends at a fundraiser that is very important to him. Especially when you told everyone you would at a press conference. Jackass!
28. Must not get engaged
29. Must get your head out of your woman's ass

Rules for Nick To Follow
Or he's gonna get spanked!

1. Must always spike hair.
2. Must never leave hair fall in your eyes. See rule #1
3. Must always go barefoot.
4. Must always wear jeans....that fit nice and snug but not too tight.
5. Must always sing really breathy cuz it makes us all hot and bothered.
6. Must always do a radio show right after a concert. You sound sooooooooo sexy when you’re tired.
7. Must never burp. Gross.
8. Must always laugh. Cuz it’s adorable.
9. Never wear shirts that cover the ass.
10. Always shake said ass during performances.
11. Must never wear shirts with fish on them.
12. Must NEVER unbutton and unzip pants on stage. Hello?!?! Can we say “coronary”??
13. Must NEVER lay down on the stage and suggestively thrust up in the air while singing “Am I sexual?”
14. Must always get into the song you are singing. It makes us wanna scream “Go Nicky! It’s your birthday!”
15. Must stop getting tattoos. You’re starting to take after AJ. And in this case, that’s not a good thing.
16. Must always wear sunglasses.
17. Must NEVER stick out the tongue. Tease.
18. Must stop teaching Aaron to stick out his tongue. That’s SO wrong. He’s twelve.
19. Must always wear the tight choker necklaces. Sexy.
20. Must always sing his verses of MTT and IWITW like he did on TRL Retirement Home. Wow!
21. Don’t call into TRL and persuade the votes when you are letting the FANS decide your next single!
22. Don’t say you’re going to do a western style video and then don’t. That’s not nice! Especially when that’s the main reason the fans VOTED FOR IT!!
23. Always drink Medori Sours
24. Always wear boxer briefs
25. Never run your boat aground in the Keys. You could get majorly fined. Nicky? Need a hug? *opens arms*
26. Never go on stage with Aaron. Two Carters on one stage is BAD!
27. NO MORE TATTOOS!!!
28. No humping the stage
29. No moving the camera down you body during “victim of your sexuality”
30. Always run around onstage in your boxer shorts! Woohoo!! :-)
31. No more photoshoots with Aaron!!!