Odes To AJ

A Dr. Suess Ode To AJ
By Dawn

I would fuck him if I could
I would fuck him yes I would
I would lick him up and down
I would fuck him in a tree
I would fuck him on my knees
I would fuck him by a pond
I would fuck him AND the blonde
I would drag my nails down his back
And give his ass a little smack
I would fuck him yes I would
I would lick him down and around
I would fuck him on the sand
I would fuck him and his band
I would cover him with hot fudge
And then fuck him til he couldn’t budge
I know I’ll never get the chance
To do the horizontal boogy dance
That’s okay cuz I can still dream
About covering his body with a can of whipped cream

Odes To Nick

I didn’t write this but I thought it would be something I would....LOL

The Nick Carter Song
By The Glam Pigs

Oh, baby Oh, baby yeah The hottest mother fucker in all the boybands When I see you dance I wanna get in your pants With you baby face, blonde hair, and baby blue eyes
I'd do anything to get you in between my thighs(thighs repeats 4 times) Chorus: (2X) Nick Carter oh, you're so original Nick Carter yes you are the only one
Nick Carter you're so fucking sexualYou are everything I need so rub my body now!(rub*might* be fuck I can't decide, but I think it'srub lol) You (something??) away from NSYNC and 98 Degrees
If you let me see your cock I'll get down on my knees Now AJ is a player, and I don't know about the rest But out of all the Backstreet Boys you know you arethe best (the best repeat 5X) Chorus 2X (moaning)
Give it to me baby, Gimme, Give it to me yeah Repeat chorus 2X

My Prayer to Nick
By Dawn and Kim

Our Nicky who art on tour
Hallowed be they booty
Thy Thor does cum
Thy will get me some
And if I do I will be in Heaven
Forgive us oh Lord for all thy dirty thoughts
And forgive us for not feeling guilty ;)

Hail Nicky full of grace
Your fans are with you
Blessed are you among women
And blessed is thy fruit of
thy juicy booty